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Comedy Supernatural Fantasy
Slice of life Action
In a world where fantasy has become everyday, one man stands against absurdity.
Jack Of All Trades is an enigma. Perpetually late with his rent and unable to resist the siren call of booze, he still shows an iron will that shines through a heart filled with kindness. He staggers through life in the city of Blackpool, where the local tower stomps the streets, the fourth wall regularly crumbles, and any hedge could contain a witch—is it any wonder he’s constantly at his wits end?
When a local teenager goes missing, her mother petitions Jack for help. He wades through a sea of vampires, Shifters, and magi—some friend, some foe—and uncovers a plot to upend this world’s structure and change the balance of power forever.
As he closes in on the squad of rogue vampires known as the New Bloods, he must manage the clash of goals and ideals with Lydia Blackwell, heir to one of the world’s most powerful magic families, and the polar opposite to Jack’s gruff compassion. Her mission to save her sister from the New Bloods at any cost leads to their collision, and nothing will stay the same for either of them.
When their paths converge, so too does Hannah McAllister’s, a human-turned-vampire used to fading into the background. Her salvation inspires her to aim for greatness, casting off the shackles of her insecurity.
Joined by his new allies, Jack will stop at nothing to protect the ordinary people of his city from paranormal threats. But in the end, is he running towards this goal, or away from the past that haunts him? Will he be able to overcome the fantastic absurdity?
And most importantly, can he make this month’s rent?
Volume 1: New Blood
Volume 2: Oil, Water & Vodka
Volume 3: Comedy & Tragedy
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This doesn't have nearly the love and appreciation it deserves. I've been on the internet long enough to know that everybody on the internet enjoys a good parody, and all of them are missing out if th...
This doesn't have nearly the love and appreciation it deserves. I've been on the internet long enough to know that everybody on the internet enjoys a good parody, and all of them are missing out if they aren't reading this. Wit bleeds through the pages- er, screen scrolls of this webnovel while also still delivering on a plot rich with varied characters and a premise free of the usual constrains of fantasy stories.