by Niall Stephens

The Supernormal

Name: The Supernormal
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Author: Niall Stephens

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Comedy Supernatural Fantasy

Slice of life Action

In a world where fantasy has become everyday, one man stands against absurdity.

Jack Of All Trades is an enigma. Perpetually late with his rent and unable to resist the siren call of booze, he still shows an iron will that shines through a heart filled with kindness. He staggers through life in the city of Blackpool, where the local tower stomps the streets, the fourth wall regularly crumbles, and any hedge could contain a witch—is it any wonder he’s constantly at his wits end?

When a local teenager goes missing, her mother petitions Jack for help. He wades through a sea of vampires, Shifters, and magi—some friend, some foe—and uncovers a plot to upend this world’s structure and change the balance of power forever.

As he closes in on the squad of rogue vampires known as the New Bloods, he must manage the clash of goals and ideals with Lydia Blackwell, heir to one of the world’s most powerful magic families, and the polar opposite to Jack’s gruff compassion. Her mission to save her sister from the New Bloods at any cost leads to their collision, and nothing will stay the same for either of them.

When their paths converge, so too does Hannah McAllister’s, a human-turned-vampire used to fading into the background. Her salvation inspires her to aim for greatness, casting off the shackles of her insecurity.
Joined by his new allies, Jack will stop at nothing to protect the ordinary people of his city from paranormal threats. But in the end, is he running towards this goal, or away from the past that haunts him? Will he be able to overcome the fantastic absurdity?

And most importantly, can he make this month’s rent?

Volume 1: New Blood

#1

A Jack-of-all-trades, But Master of None, Is Better Than a Master of One

#2

Family is Like a Fungus. Even if You Get Rid of It, It's Not Really Gone

#3

You Should Choose Your Vehicle the Same Way You Choose Your Friends

#4

Worried Parents Make an Apache Helicopter Look Like a Chihuahua

#5

You Can't Call Yourself Civilised Until You've Put on Your Pants

#6

Everybody's a Slave to Something, When You Think About It

#7

Just Because You Think You're Special Doesn't Mean You're Exempt From Parking Laws, Dammit!

#8

Comedy and Tragedy Are the Same Thing, Just From Different Perspectives

#9

Always Bring Your Turtle to a Magic Fight

#10

The Only Thing More Fragile Than a Snowflake is a Winner's Pride

#11

Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic

#12

Just Because It's Made For Kids Doesn't Mean Adults Can't Enjoy It

#13

A Game Is Only as Serious as Its Stakes

#14

You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (1)

#15

You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (2)

#16

Diplomacy is All Well and Good Until You Get Punched in the Mouth

#17

Blood is Thicker Than Water

#18

A Person's Importance Can't Be Measured

#19

It's a Fine Line Between Man and Beast

#20

The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Covenant's Custard (Or Something Like That)

Volume 2: Oil, Water & Vodka

#21

A New Job Takes Some Getting Used To

#22

If You Don't Knock Before Entering, You're Best Off Bringing a Shield

#23

If You Read Someone Else's Diary, Be Prepared For the Consequences

#24

If You're a Repeat Customer and They Remember You, It Means You're Annoying

#25

Most of the Time, the Problem's Right In Front of You

#26

People Too Shy to Ask Directions Normally Have the Best Adventures

#27

Those Who Can't Talk With Words Use Their Fists Instead

#28

Going in Circles is Frustrating Until You Realise That Life is a Circle

#29

Some Things Can't Be Taught

#30

You Can Choose Your Family But You Can't Choose Your Friends

#31

Confession Doesn't Make the Sins Go Away

#32

Even Cat People Know That Cats Are Assholes

#33

A Needle in a Haystack is Easier to Find Than One in a Needle-Stack

#34

Always Keep a Spare Bag of Catnip - Just in Case

#35

Friendship Has No Barriers

#36

Angels and Demons Make Great Partners

#37

Only Lie in Interviews if You Can Keep it up Forever

#38

There's No Such Thing as a Fair Fight

#39

What Takes Forever to Gain May Be Lost in a Moment

#40

Never Let Go of Their Hand

#41

Winter is the Best Season for Armageddon—You'll Save so Much on Heating!

#42

The Best Way to Make Your Point is with a German Suplex

#43

Admitting When You're Wrong isn't a Weakness

Volume 3: Comedy & Tragedy

#44

Masks are Made of Both Lies and Ideals

#45

What is Sentience if Not a Curse, Anyway?

#46

You Can't Protect Yourself from Everything

#47

The Worst Things are All in Your Head

#48

Rich People Make Their Own Rules

#49

The Past Comes Back to Bite You When You Least Expect it

#50

Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (1)

#51

Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (2)

#52

Bookshops are Basically Just Bars for Nerds

#53

It's Always the Nicest People Who Have the Most to Hide

#54

A Realistic Detective Show Would be Like a Brick Giving a Lecture on Drying Paint

#55

You Never See the Background Until it's Too Late

#56

Do Vampires Dream of Sparkling Sheep?

#57

Nothing's Ever as Simple as People Would Like

#58

When You Die, Do it Facing Forward

#59

Every Ending is Another New Beginning

#60

A Peaceful Period is Just the Universe Deciding Which Stick to Beat You With

#61

Your Time Machine Should Not be Made of Wood and Glass

#62

Even Experts Don't Know Everything

#63

Time Travel is Unpredictable

#64

Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (1)

#65

Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (2)

#66

Jack O' Lantern (1)

#67

Jack O'Lantern (2)

#68

Jack and Jill

#69

Jack and the Beanstalk (1)

#70

Jack and the Beanstalk (2)

#71

The Only Size That Matters is the Size of Your Heart

#72

Some Meanings Aren't in the Dictionary

#73

Fighting Isn't Just Done With Fists

#74

Rebuilding Junk is Easier Than Creating a Marvel

#75

Some People Just Want to Kill You

#76

Running is Sometimes Harder Than Fighting

#77

People, Like Infections, Grow On You if Left Unchecked

#78

Home is Where the Coffee Stains Are

#79

You Can't Understand Until You Know

#80

Every Romance Needs an Ex or Ten

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This doesn't have nearly the love and appreciation it deserves. I've been on the internet long enough to know that everybody on the internet enjoys a good parody, and all of them are missing out if they aren't reading this. Wit bleeds through the pages- er, screen scrolls of this webnovel while also still delivering on a plot rich with varied characters and a premise free of the usual constrains of fantasy stories.